Audi headquarters. Management calls a meeting. People running down the halls, papers flying in the air, everybody yelling. Finally, the grandpas wearing glasses, schlepping their perfusion enter the meeting room. Silence falls. Top-grandpa rolls his wheel-chair next to the table, adjusts his voice and dithers: Meeting theme: TO-DO LIST FOR THE NEXT HALF DECADE…Hopefully I will survive to tear you of a strip for not accomplishing it! Everything gets dark, grandpa cackles, tilts his head back with a demonic look in his eyes, then chokes: You think we’re gonna let those puny BMW or Mercedes get in front of us? #1 on the list: (more…)